Ji Pa Ban - One Million Ringgit (Hokkien)

This is one song which my wife hates very much. I like the
catchy music/melody and the funny hokkien lyrics. Till today,
I still don't know why she hates it. Here's the '"hokkien lyrics" :-

Nah sih gua uh ji pa ban, ji pa ban,
Gua uh ji pa ban, jit si lang tio kin san,
Bo kong bo lang jai, kong tio chin pai seh,
Chiak kak hia nih tua han. ko mm pat je puey kee,
Pah piah hua chuey ni, bo chia bo chu ko bo ai lin,
Kua lang chua bo ko chuey sing di, wu jii ko wu seng,
Nah si gua wu ji pa ban, wa beh je puey kee,
Wa beh ew seh kai, ha wa ee sai dai yang,
Lit pun chiak su shi (Wa chia li chiak su shi)

Nah si gua wu ji pa ban, wa beh buey chia buey chu,
sang ting ka hai bi, siang lang ka ho kih,
lai hor wa cho bo
Nah sih gua uh ji pa ban, ji pa ban,
Nah sih li wu kiam eng jii, kui chui bien keh ki,
Bo kong bo lang jai, kong tio chin pai seh,
Chiak kak hia nih tua han. ko mm pat je puey kee,
Pah piah hua chuey ni, bo chia bo chu ko bo ai lin,
Kua lang chua bo ko chuey sing di, wu jii ko wu seng,

Nah si gua wu ji pa ban, wa beh je puey kee,
Wa beh ew seh kai, ee tah li lim ko pi,
Loh pi chiak speh ge ti (Loh pi chiak speh ge ti)
Nah si gua wu ji pa ban, wa beh buey chia buey chu,
Buey tiam lai siu chor, eng eng bien cho kang,
Chua kow ki san por,